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Links 1 through 10 of 57 by Chris Turner tagged humor

Designed in 2008, but getting lots of attention now thanks to the enhanced pat-down policy. Oleg needs to get this made as a sticker and sell them. I can only imagine how many we'd start seeing at TSA checkpoints, thanks to sly passengers.

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"But come November 24th, here's an idea you might try to make the day extra-special. It's a one-word idea: Kilts. Think about it -- if you're a male, and you want to bollix-up the nonsensical airport security-industrial complex, one way to do so would be to wear a kilt. If nothing else, this will cause TSA employees to throw up their hands in disgust. If you want to go the extra extra mile, I suggest commando-style kilt-wearing. While it is probably illegal to fly without pants, I can't imagine that it's illegal to fly without underpants."

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"Here’s one thing you should know about the Disney Cruise: The culture of Disney is insidious. Mousack is piped into every nook and cranny of the damn ship: the elevators, the restaurants, the hallways. If you submerge yourself in the mouse-shaped pool, you will hear the haunting theme from The Little Mermaid, as though she were down there, somewhere, singing. You can’t escape it by going to the Lido deck, or even, God forbid, your own room. Every single time you leave your cabin, some sort of switch is triggered so that upon reentry the radio is back on, blaring 'Small World.' I thought the Geneva Convention had banned that song. If they want to find Bin Laden so badly, the government should just turn Afghanistan over to Disney and the company can pipe some of its greatest hits into the terrorists’ caves. Before you know it, every last one of them will crawl out and confess to something, anything, to make it stop."

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The most honest fortune cookie fortune ever.

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If Twitter had been a subject of conversation during an episode of Seinfeld.

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"Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers, and other 'not computer people.' We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this:"

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Pretty self-explanatory. A blog of photos of hot chicks with stormtroopers. A sure sign of the apocalypse.

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My favorites are steps 2 and 5

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I always knew the Empire would take care of that pesky Federation.

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